Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Arise Oh Sluggard.

How long wilt thou sleep, O sluggard? when wilt thou arise out of thy sleep? (Proverbs 6:9)

Good question. Apparently as long as possible.

Yesterday for Memorial Day I celebrated the freedom purchased for me by the blood of American soldiers by doing nothing. And by nothing I mean nothing. Here is a list of things I did yesterday.

1. Wake up @ 8:30 AM.
2. Get out of bed at 9:00 AM because Phineas and Ferb came on. "Oh, there you are Perry!"
3. Eat cake for lunch. Dessert was chocolate pie.
4. Although I am unsure of how many times I went to the bathroom and I pretty I did.
5. Play World of Warcraft.
6. Watch TV. Lots of Spongebob Squarepants and Phineas and Ferb.
7. Ate some more.
8. Fell asleep on the recliner to the sounds of Phineas and Ferb.
9. Played World of Warcraft
10. Went to bed.

The funny thing about lazy days such as I had yesterday. They make you want more. I can see how "sluggardness" could be addicting.

And my back hurts.

7 comments:

Kristi said...

You forgot your favorite part! I came over! :-)

Joseph said...

But I pretty much played WOW and watched Phineas and Ferb and ate while you were there. So you were a part of the sluggardy.

Chris Barnette said...

I love lazy days..lots of Halo, fast food, sleep..Farm Town..ect ect..Glad you enjoyed your holiday..we spent it on the road coming back from Gatlinburg..

Ben said...

"Although I am unsure of how many times I went to the bathroom and I pretty I did."

Joseph, the next time I see you, remind please remind me kindly to shove you.

Joseph said...

Ben,
When I saw the typo i thought I must change it before you saw it. Then you saw it. I pretty sure you dork.

The Strings said...

Mana and I love Phineas and Ferb!!!!

Joseph said...

Tammy: The Platypus kills me. And the mad Scientist. "Huge Hands Hans."