Friday, February 27, 2009

Jesus is my Friend.

The video you are about to see is one of the most amazing things that I have ever seen. Jesse showed me this last night at practice. It is better than the video Shawn posted a few months back where people were spinning their socks as a pudgy version of Sonic the Hedgehog led worship. This is without a doubt the kind of bad that might encourage the powers that be to start feeding Christians to the lions again.

Stylistically there is so much here to talk about.
1. Dude is playing a Steinberger bass. Steinberger is German for suck.
2. I love the matching outfits. I bet they went to a Southern Gospel Convention and some overweight dude in polyester told them that all they needed was one of the suits that he had on. So Sonseed went and bought 7 of them and threw away the jackets.
3. Sonseed. Finally a name that is worse than More Abundant.
4. Notice the back ground singers. You will see pre-gray Kenny Rogers and Chris Farley with a comb over. Nancy the church organist playing a Wal-Mart Casio keyboard and Cheech Marin on electric.
5. But you gotta love their enthusiasm.

Now digest the 3rd verse with me.

Once I tried to run, I tried to run and hide
But Jesus came and found me and touched me down inside
He is like a Mountie, He always gets his man
And He'll zap you any way he can. ZAP!!

Just think about that for a minute. What is the first word popping in your noggin right now? I have one. Scrumtrulescent.

I challenge anyone to find a video from anywhere that bad. You know why there aren't any videos like this put out by Islamists? Because someone would kill them. But wouldn't Mohammed is My Friend be really cool?


Shawn Stinson said...

I thought I had gotten over this. Bro. Steve shared this with me a couple months ago. I tried to block it from my memory. BUt now you've shown it to me again and open up thse old wounds. And to make matters worse, that song is now stuck in my head.

Excuse me while I go jab somthing sharp into my eardrums so I'll never have to hear that again.

Jamie said...

I don't think Jesus has ever zapped me - is that a good thing?

Visit to bring it full circle.

Joseph said...

This song has replaced "Chicken Fried" in my head.

Anonymous said...

What did I ever do to you huh?

Lance said...

You guys should imitate this circus on Wednesday nights. Joking...

Chris Barnette said...

I always wondered what happened to the rest of the Osmond Family. Atleast it wasn't ten minutes :-)