Thursday, April 16, 2009

Tea Party.

So I showed up at a tea party yesterday and was pumped up about it. Alas it is nothing like I imagined it would be. Just a bunch of angry white people. If I wanted that I could go to a business meeting at a church. I was hoping for something like below.

"Would you like some more tea Polly Prissypants?"

"Why yes I would Eric. You are so nice and kind and strong."

Tea parties should be like this.

By the way. Don't dare call it a tea party if there is no disobediance going on. The original Tea Party wasn't even civil. There were some tea parties that didn't happen because they did not have the proper permits. Put on your big boy and big girl pants folks.

It is time to clean house. And Senate.


Lance said...

Woohooo! Tea party here I come!

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking more Mad Hatter and March Hare.

"This watch is exactly TWO days slow."

Margo Redding said...

Since I'm a little OCD, well, okay, alot OCD, I love things that have to be "cleaned"!

Jamie said...

See how well angry white peoples' plans go. November and now this.

Calm and any color is the way to go.

(Ben - do not write that white is the absence of color or the combo of color or I will punch all of your blogs in the face.)

Ben said...


Jamie, that was pretty funny.

And I only have two.

Joseph said...

Remeber 1994 and the contract with America. That is what happens when you make white Christians angry.

Jamie said...

I wouldn't assume all the angry white people have Jesus in their heart.

Not even close.

Joseph said...

This election was brought about by ceonservative apathy. Don't assume that I assume all are. I don't like the way money has been spent for 8 years. This stimulus package scares a lot of the people that have to pay for it. Again remember 1994. Think about it. The government ran pretty smooth from 1994 to 2000. Holy crap. Checks and balances actually work.

Jamie said...

Dude - I didn't assume you thought it - you wrote it.

I also liked your spelling error which was a nice Freudian slip.

Joseph said...

I said 1994 is what happens when you make this demographic angry. Waspish folks are in that demographic. And I am going to use that $25 Amazon card to buy something Newt Gingrich or Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity wrote. Now that is a stimulus package.

Jamie said...

If you had typed that last comment first, then there would have been no confusion.

P.S. I put a block on the gift card, so you can only purchase stuff from authors who aren't sore losers.