Wednesday, June 17, 2009

He Be Illin'.

Kim Jong Ill. Sweet Lord what a crazy little woman he is turning out to be. But this is not about him. He is acting exactly as he should. Crazy is as crazy does.

I was watching the news this past weekend as Obama was going around apologizing to the Muslim world for their perception of America. As he is doing this North Korea is testing missiles that can carry a nuclear payload to America. One of the milque toast reporters reported that Obama had just issued his strongest statement yet on the rising tensions. (Note: Quote may not be exact but it is close enough for government work.)

"The actions of the North Koreans over the past few months have been provocative."

What!!. This is a strongly worded statement? Adam Lambert's outfit while he was singing with Kiss on the finale of American Idol was provocative. A crazy little old man in Harrey Carrey glasses with his finger on the button of an atomic bomb is not provocative. It's scary.

Whatever you think of George Bush you have to admit he handed down some pretty strong statements. Axis of Evil. Over the top? Sure. Strongly worded? Absolutely.

I would hope that any nation (not talking about terrorists and militant groups) that has something to lose by being stupid would know they cannot win this type of war with us. I would hope our diplomats are telling their diplomats that if they so much as poke a missile with a nuke on it east we will turn their miserable little rock into a ditch between China and the 38th parallel thus creating the island nation of Korea.

Quick question. Wasn't everybody supposed to be our friend when Obama was elected? Weren't there people in other countries dancing in the street? Just asking.


Edward G. Roberts said...

Crazy old men don't die, they just take different jobs. I nominate Fidel Castro for mall Santa (, and Kim Jong-il is, of course, perfectly suited to be the Tooth Fairy.

Has your subtitle always been "Sailing the Seas of Cheese?" Sathington Willoughby would be proud.

Joseph said...

Not the biggest Primus fan. But I always liked the title of that album.

kpookie747 said...

This is one reason why I love you so much. You tend to have opinions about political things, and I could care less. I tend to have opinions about what color the napkins should be and you could care less. See, we complete each other!! ha!

Joseph said...

But you stupid napkins can't irradiate the West Coast.

Margo Redding said...

I was going to make a serious comment but started laughing at the husband/wife exchange and forgot what it was...I'll come back! :-)

Alexa said...

This is unrelated, but you should totally check out some of the North Korea propaganda on youtube...where you can learn of the glorious mountain that Kim Jong Il brought light to when he was born.....

you would enjoy it!