Tea Party.

So I showed up at a tea party yesterday and was pumped up about it. Alas it is nothing like I imagined it would be. Just a bunch of angry white people. If I wanted that I could go to a business meeting at a church. I was hoping for something like below.




"Would you like some more tea Polly Prissypants?"







"Why yes I would Eric. You are so nice and kind and strong."






Tea parties should be like this.


By the way. Don't dare call it a tea party if there is no disobediance going on. The original Tea Party wasn't even civil. There were some tea parties that didn't happen because they did not have the proper permits. Put on your big boy and big girl pants folks.

It is time to clean house. And Senate.