Jesus is my Friend.

The video you are about to see is one of the most amazing things that I have ever seen. Jesse showed me this last night at practice. It is better than the video Shawn posted a few months back where people were spinning their socks as a pudgy version of Sonic the Hedgehog led worship. This is without a doubt the kind of bad that might encourage the powers that be to start feeding Christians to the lions again.



Stylistically there is so much here to talk about.
1. Dude is playing a Steinberger bass. Steinberger is German for suck.
2. I love the matching outfits. I bet they went to a Southern Gospel Convention and some overweight dude in polyester told them that all they needed was one of the suits that he had on. So Sonseed went and bought 7 of them and threw away the jackets.
3. Sonseed. Finally a name that is worse than More Abundant.
4. Notice the back ground singers. You will see pre-gray Kenny Rogers and Chris Farley with a comb over. Nancy the church organist playing a Wal-Mart Casio keyboard and Cheech Marin on electric.
5. But you gotta love their enthusiasm.

Now digest the 3rd verse with me.

Once I tried to run, I tried to run and hide
But Jesus came and found me and touched me down inside
He is like a Mountie, He always gets his man
And He'll zap you any way he can. ZAP!!

Just think about that for a minute. What is the first word popping in your noggin right now? I have one. Scrumtrulescent.

I challenge anyone to find a video from anywhere that bad. You know why there aren't any videos like this put out by Islamists? Because someone would kill them. But wouldn't Mohammed is My Friend be really cool?